Tired of fake agility? Discover how the Scaled Agile Framework (SAFe) is a corporate con, selling the illusion of innovation while clinging to outdated bureaucracy. PI Planning traps teams in rigid cycles, mocking true Agile adaptability. With endless roles and costly certifications, SAFe feeds consultants, not agility. If you crave predictability, just admit it and go full Waterfall—at least it's honest. Dive in to see why SAFe is Agile for those who secretly hate change!